You all make it too easy
Written on July 27, 2010Not sure what got in everyone’s water lately by I likey!
Earlier this week I spent some time in front of the camera, lusting over myself naturally. Believe me boys, this may the one time I can actually say I relate to you… like you, I AM my own aphrodisiac as well! Ha ha ha…
Funny thing is, I was planning on making a bunch of stuff available in my store for worship this week after my camera play, but…I so don’t feel like it now. Ha ha…you boys were throwing the money at me so much this week I figure screw wasting time adding things online. I’m going to relax and let you and your wallets keep on keeping on! Month end is approaching, so I may be inclined to throw you a few bones and let you get all stupid and sticky. The videos I did were tasty! Obsessing over my glorious breasts was the main focus of the day…pretty much your daily MAIN focus isn’t it puppet? Hung out in my jacuzzi and did some candid talking about you boys and how I view you all. Evey time you hear the water splashing around my body, I want you to throb a little in agony knowing you’ll NEVER share any of my bath water. Mmm…perhaps I’ll bottle some for you. Let you christen your cocks before you soil yourself!! Perfect!

Oh gunnar gunnar gunnar…. this one ran off last year whining about wifie poo reading my site and not at all content of his obsession to me. Another slutty-bug he went off to do his rounds and pooof, guess who’s back. Someone placed an order to join my fabulous Devonite Temple, “dancing puppet” ha ha ha…low and behold, his IP matched a funny boy named gunnar from Norway. Funny how some think all it takes is making a new “nickname” ha ha….may work for some, but not I “small fry”. I emailed him and voila, easy peasy…it began. He dropped $1050 effortlessly in Devotional Offerings then another $300 on the phone with me. I had him record his Devotional Musings entry and HAAA the best part, I had him climax a very “specific” way and I have big plans for that. Such a fun masturbation tool I’m creating using my “dancing” puppets. It’s going to KICK ASS! Big shout-out to Mrs.G! Glad you love my sites so much giggle… get in touch with me, I’ll train you too. How awesome a time the both of you will have worshiping me together! Sexy!!
A little money mouse came a sneaking around when his wifie was absent. Turns out, he has a sick addiction to leather gloves. My sexy glove photo sent him overboard and thus began his $600 phone domination adventure with yours truly. I could smell his eagerness so I dove right in. Raising the rates with every call and I’ll admit, picking up the phone and hearing “Thank you Goddess Devon” after every raise mildly made me moist. First night, wifie came home so cut short. He made up for it in his hotel the next night. From $9.99 to $12.99 to $14.99 to $19.99, oh how I had fun with him. I let him participate in my little mastabatory puppet project. Recording him also doing just as told. It was hot. NF was all kinds of glitched up not crediting calls properly. It got sorted out promptly, but the annoyance was still there. Bet you are hard imagining those calls aren’t you slut? Good…open your wallet BIG and CALL!
That bootpuppy made a new account and came tail between his leg apologizing for being a naughty boy few weeks ago. He was a bad boy to many women and well, women like us don’t gel well with such silliness. I passed along his info and some “very” unflattering photos he had online to another woman he was naughty too also. He was mighty shocked when she msg’d him with it all. Ha ha…enough so that I think his guilt got the better of him (or maybe his paranoia) and he wanted to make amends. I was doing some videos when he called, and have the whole thing taped when we spoke, it’s so funny! Here he is babbling on and I’m focusing on my sexy new shoes and how hot my ass looked on camera! For hours after his calls he kept begging for pics from my shoots. I made him pay for them obviously. Ha ha ha… He also followed my masturbation rules and his ass will part of the magic I have in store for you all soon!

Damn…been a busy week…there’s still more
Last night some random boy pops up on yahoo saying he sent a $50 tribute, meh ok. He was on my list but I clearly forgot about him. Told him to refresh my memory, so he did vaguely. Got him picking up that phone (justttt under $500 with calls and extra affiliate bonus sweeeet!) while I ignored him pretty damn near the whole time! I’d laugh at him here and there. But he was far to shy and silly to carry on a conversation. Oh well…I was in the middle of planning a few trips. It was funny, he just popped up in perfect time really…ha ha…I wasn’t even paying much attention to him, he just kept asking to add more money “Go hard young one!” I’d tell him! At 23, he could teach a few of you oldies how to add to an account without coaxing! After realizing he had previously posted on Devotional Musings as “slave to superiors” I had him write up a little something something expressing how his young hormones make him such easy target. He did. Twice. Ha ha ha. Go on now, have a giggle like I did.
Oh crap…another funnnnnnnn conquest I almost forgot about, that kid I mentioned in my last entry. TOTAL PAID MAIL JUNKIE! I think he bought one Mp3 months ago. Just one. Then he popped up a week and a half ago. Got more goodies…I knew he was prime picking by his responses to his treats. I posted his most crazy binge day, I couldn’t be bothered to post everything from the past week, so sporadic, mixed in with others, not as pretty as this ->> Look at all those PAIDDDDD MAILSSSSS. Yes! That is HOW YOU DO IT! He tried to tell me he was staying away from porn from here on out and not spending anymore. Yah well…liar liar dick on FIRE! He spent over $1300 this month. Keep trying to stay away. Really I mean that. Ha ha you always spend sooo much more after you declare that bullshit.
Needless to say…this month…AS ALWAYS…was a gooder! There’s more boys I could mention, IF this blog wasn’t so damn HUGE already! Maybe they’ll do even more & make a bigger impression on me and I’ll write about it next time. Maybe. I just love how I don’t have to worry about making video, photos, mp3′s any of it really, you fuckers just SPEND out of control regardless. Good thing for you all I’m so vain or you’d NEVER get anything!
On a super happy Goddess note – I got referred to a girl who does nails out of her house and OMG she is killer! No more dealing with incompetent people who don’t know how to do nails properly. I found the nail QUEEN! Perfectly sculpted gel nails sent from the heavens I swear. Not that gross powder bullshit. Never again! Perfect nails mean happy Goddess. Happy Goddess means trouble for your minds and wallets. I get extra feisty when I’m happy. It’s a win/win really!
To quote Gene Simmons of Kiss “That’s why it’s good to be ME!”
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Written on July 17, 2010“ im done with porn but i hope you got your kicks out of my humiliation while it lasted : ) “girls are cute but not worth sweating over.” your good at what you do and i enjoyed your abuse! : ) later goddess mz devon! “
Awwwww…I hope I didn’t ruin him after ONLY a few dozen paid mails! Maybe I’m too good for my own good!
After going through some photos I found one of my favorite sets. I made a ASS WORSHIP PTV for the “newly” converted non porn enjoying mama’s boy up there, ha ha… May as well put it to further good use and let you all buy it also! Let’s see how much $$$ you ass worshiping idiot-dicks surrender tonight!
Missed my yoga class so I opted for dinner and drinks! Now I’m back home ready for a night of fun in your wallets!
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